I MADE IT TO THE TOP TEN [2009]

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january 10, 2009

Top 10 Loser Quotes

#8 yata, 7:30

ang loser na nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit

january 27,2009

Shameful Quotes:

#6 8:00 batch

– All the books basically tells us to love each other (Bible, Koran, etc.), but only the Kamasutra explains how

February 25, 2009

Top 10 Crazy quotes about Love

#1 9am batch (wootwoot)

Masarap titigan ang taong minamahal mo at isiping kapiling mo siya.. pero di ba mas masaya kung habang nakatitig ka sa kanya.. Nakahubad sya?!

hahaha.. pervert na pervert ang entry ^^,

February 27, 2009

signs that you’ve become an old maid:

#2 yata.. 8am batch

Kapag nawalan na ng baterya ang biological clock mo 🙂

march 06, 2009

Top 10 ways to complete the sentence: “The next time I fall in love,…”

#7 yata, 8:30 batch

– The next time I fall in love, I won’t play the stalker role anymore.. (with matching disclaimer pa na hindi ito true to life hehehe)

march 17, 2009

TOP 10 signs that you’re not a good boyfriend/girlfriend:

#1 yata.. 8am batch?

– when your bf/gf asked you to delete all your accounts on all social networking sites.

march 20, 2009

Top 10 stupid answers to game show quizzes

#3 yata 8am batch

Q: Ano ang dating pangalan ng Hi-way 54? Clue, nagsisimula ito sa letter E.

A: ENLEX!!!

Q: Mali, mas trapik dito.

A: ESLEX!! mas trapik sa ESLEX!!

march 24, 2009

top 10 Euphemisms of Sex

#9, 9:30am

– Hon… basa na yung sinulid.. (actually may kasunod pa yan, hindi na lang siguro binasa, masyado ng LXP hehe)

march 27, 2009

Top 10 things to say to someone who went back into a bad relationship

#1 9am batch

(they talked about me as meek but sleazy hehe)

iseshare ko pa ba? hehe..

(clean version)
para kang “venus”, panay ang labas-pasok mo sa mga butas na masikip (bad relationshp).. pero gaano man katibay ang paninindigan mo, in the end, luluha ka rin at masasaktan..

parang ganyan yung entry ko haha.. may point naman eh hehe

LINK

march 31, 2009

fight quotes

#1, 8am batch (benta na naman yung siggy ko dati haha)
– Ampalaya: Ang yabang yabang mo kamatis! Porket makinis lang ang balat mo! Balang araw, kukulubot din yan..
Kamatis: whooooo.. BITTER!!

#8, 9:30am
Mom: Ayusin mo nga yang kama mo!!
Anak: Nay, magugulo din naman yan ulit! Bakit ko pa aayusin?! Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli!!
Mom: ay sori naman anak. emo?

april 1, 2009

Top Ten things to say after doing “it”

#5, 8am batch
– Oh hon, matigas-tigas pa to. Pwede mo pang kainin.. bilisan mo lang baka tumulo.. yung Ice Cream!!

#9, 8:30am batch
– Hon, next time sa private room natin gawin to ah!! wag dito sa Luneta!! nakakahiyang Mag-away dito eh

#8, 9:30am batch
– Alam mo, mas magaling pa sayo yung Mother mo.. mas mahusay.. mas masarap.. Magluto!

Ayun.. sleazy daw ako.. hahahaha

april 2, 2009

signs that you’re cheap

#6 9:30am batch
– kapag hinuhugasan mo ang dondom na ginamit mo, for future use 😛

april 13, 2009

things you don’t want to hear from a kid

#6, 8:30am
#1, 9:00am
#10, 9:30am

(my entry was featured in TMR crossplug!!!!)

LINK

april 17, 2009

Titles for a C&D Movie:

#1: Nang isubo ni Delamar ang StrangeFruit ni Chico..

#4: (yata): Malamig na gabi sa PuertoGalera, pinainit ng munting lampara

#2:  Nang sumisid si chico sa maalat na dagat ni delamar

april 22, 2009

Signs that you’re crazy!

#1, 7am batch
girl: balita ko niligtas mo daw yung friend mo sa pagkakalunod. kaso lang nagbigti pa rin sya..
boy: ay hindi! sinampay ko yun para matuyo.

#1, 10am batch
guy1: pare! nanood ako ng sine..naubos 1000 ko!
guy2: ha? baket?!
guy1: bili kasi ako ng bili ng ticket.. pinupunit kasi nung babae sa pinto yung ticket ko! baliw yata.

april 27,2009

ugly person: “well, how do i look?”

#7: 9:30
umm u look, u look.. u look na lang in the mirror

april 28, 2009

Things to say to someone who asks “Please let me go”

#9, 9:30am
– hindi pa nga tayo nakakapasok eh, ayaw mo na! try mong sumakay, mageenjoy ka! promise. lalo na kapag narating natin ang tuktok… ng ferris wheel.

#1, 8am
– miss, wag mo pong i-Push yang pinto, Pull po yan.

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april 30, 2009

signs that the help is gay

#5, 9am
while in the car, you, you’re brother and dudung saw Anne Curtis’ Billboard
You: wow sexy..
Bro: wow sarap..
Dudung: winner ang lola mo!

may 1, 2009

signs that you’re addicted in internet

#6 8:30am
LOL LOL LOL

may 4, 2009

quotable pinoy quotes

#6 manny pacquiao quote


may 7, 2008

Date Quotes:

#2, 9am batch
guy: dun tayo sa starbucks mag date.. may wi-fi dun eh
girl: pwede sa mcdo nalang? mas gusto ko yung apple fie nila eh

may 11, 2009

Taray quotes

#6, 8:30am
Dad: Bat ang laki ng phone bills natin! This is not my fault, I use the office phone
Mom: me too.. I use the company phone
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work da bah?

may 12, 2009

Signs That You’ve Partied Too Much, Too Hard and Too Long:

#3, 8am batch
Husband: bakit ba pumapalag ka kagabi nung naglaloving-loving tayo?
Wife: Eh sira ka pala eh, sa kwarto ka ni mommy natulog kagabi!

hahahahaha.. napa-eeewww sina C&D dun hehe

may 13, 2009

signs that you are immature

last batch, no number
The threat I always give to my kuya and younger brother: “Sige kayo! babaguhin ko yung password ng PC!!” .. ako kasi yung may hawak ng admin account ng computer

may 14, 2009

signs that you are sleazy

#9, 7:30
guard

#5, 8:00
pretend text ->picture

may 18, 2009

signs that nobody loves you

#7, 8:30am
– Kapag ang followers mo sa twitter ay -500!

May 20, 2009

9:30am yata

Kris should win because instrumentally speaking, Kris is better than adam.  He can play the guitar, the piano, and also his best instrument, his VOICE

may 25, 2009

ways to make this world a better place

#7 8:30am
Turn off your videoke especially if the song is not that cool and especially if your voice is not that great!

Avoid giving away spoilers!!

may 28, 2009

selfish thing you did or say

#6 7:30am

when my brother doesnt want to share his food, he lick the whole thing (his food) so that we wont ask for it

june 1, 2009

dumbest thing you’ve heard in school

#4

Teacher: “Get one whole sheet of pad paper.” Classmate: “Ma’am, crosswise or lengthwise?”

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june 3, 2009

Top Ten ways to answer when someone tells you “I don’t love you”

#9 8:30am
eh di wag! ang yabang nito.. akala mo kung sino.. ang damot.. wag kang dadaan sa bahay namin ah!!… so pano? text text nalang?

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june 5, 2009

funniest email

#10 6:30 trainee

#4 10:00 installing husband

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june 9, 2009

titles of a possible movie sequel

#
you’ve got tweet

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June 10, 2009

#7 9:30am  things you would say to the one who got away

if love is a game, i’m asking for a rematch
if love is a song, i’m asking for a replay
if love is a series, i’m asking for a rerun

LINK

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June 12, 2009

top ten Proposals

#6 7:30
On a flight to cebu, Juan sat beside a sexy lady reading a book on Sexual Statistics:
Juan: that’s an interesting book.
Sexy: yes! it says that among ethnic groups, Muslims have the biggest penis size and Batanguenos the longest. By the way, I’m anna.
Juan: I’m Hadji Akmad from Batangas!!

#6 8:30
Guy 1: Pare, tikman mo tong ulam na gawa ng nanay ko.. masarap to..
Guy2 : Dude, pwede ikaw nalang tikman ko? Gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo eh… at mukhang mas masarap ka kesa sa ulam na yan

#4 9:00
girl: if my right leg was your lunch and my left leg was your dinner, what will you prefer??
boy: hmmm… i love the snack between meals.

#8 9:30
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife : Thats a good idea dear!… doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv.

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June 15, 2009

Signs That It’s Time To Break Up

Kapag laging siya napapatitig sa iyo habang naghahasa siya ng kutsilyo.

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June 17, 2009

The Best and Worst Things About Chico:

– worst handwriting, buti nalang computerized ang blog nya 🙂

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June 18, 2009

old people quotes:

Apo: “Lolo, gaano kadalas pa kayo mag-sex ni lola?” | Lolo: “Almost everyday!” | Apo: “Wow, talaga po?” | Lolo: “Oo naman! Kanina nga, almost nanaman!”

Apo: “Lola, totoo bang true love never dies?” | Lola: “Oo naman, tignan mo lolo mo, ayaw mamatay-matay!”

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June 19, 2009

top 10 fictitious celebrity emails

#10, 6:30am
vicky belo – ang_babaeng_naglipo_ng_aking_tadyang@ovi.com

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June 23, 2009

top 10 reasons why trannies or real women are better

#10, 9:30am
matigas ang ulo

Trannies are better because two heads are better than one.

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June 29, 2009

top 10 celebrity jokes
#1 9am

Pacman: “Nars, gib me samting por my pain!”

Nurse: “Okay sir, I’ll give you morphine”

Pacman: “No, no! I want less pain, not more pain!”

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july 03 2009

kid quotes

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july 08, 2009

memorable quotes on TMR

– delle’s “it’s all i ever wanted!!”

july 14, 2009

Reasons Why Harry Potter or Twilight is BETTER

– #2 9:30am: Twilight is better, kasi si hermione, para makarating sa langit (lumipad), sumasakay sa broomstick. Eh si Bella, ang sinasakyan.. si Edward!! lolz

july 17,2009

reasons why pinoy are the best

#6 9:30am


Date: July 20, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Song titles or lyrics that sound dirty, but aren’t.

#5  10am
– jason mraz’ butterfly:
taking a moment imagining while i’m dancing with you
I’m your pole and all you’re wearing is your shoes


Date: July 27, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Most memorable headlines.

#10 – Bading, binatuta, natuwa


Date: July 30, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Lines from sexy movies.

7am #5
oh para kang istatwa dyan, gusto mo galawin kita?

9:30am #9
girl: ipapakita ko sayo kung gaano kalambot ang puso ko kung ipapakita mo sa akin ang galit mo.


Date: August 04, 2009 (Tuesday)
Topic: Funniest friend quotes

#9, 8:30am
– One time a friend was telling another who was really stressed out already with her thesis: “O sige na, mag beauty rest ka muna.. ay.. o kaya rest na lang”


Date: August 06, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Quotes from television.

#9 8:30am
– Princess Punzalan won an acting award for playing a villain, so during the award ceremony, she said: “Maraming maraming salamat po sa award na ito, dahil kung hindi nyo po ito binigay sa akin, Pasasabugin ko kayong lahat!!!”

Date: August 13, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Things to say to a man in uniform.
#7 8:30am
Bomba ba yung hanap nyo? Babaan nyo yung kapkap… oh yeah right there!!
Quote
pero may mas pervert version to.. hindi ko lang nasend.. 😛
Date: August 14, 2009 (Friday)
Topic: Drama Queen / Emo quotes
#7: 10am
You don’t have a heart? Thank your lucky star.
Date: August 24, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Funniest things that were said during a fight.
#6: 8:30am
Misis: wala kang kwenta! hahanap na lang ako ng ibang lalaki
Mister: dalawahin mo na ha. Tig-isa tayo para bongga!
Date: August 28, 2009 (Friday)
Topic: Things you should not say during a party.
#9 8:30 batch
During a Stag Party
– Raid! Raid! Raid!
Date: September 01, 2009 (Tuesday)
Topic: Funny gay quotes.
Allan K in Eat Bulaga to a very thin contestant
– “Ate, ang payat mo.. asukal na lang kulang OTAP ka na”
Date: September 10, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Signs that you are bisexual.
#4
kapag nagkakaraoke ka ng One Sweet Day, you insist on singing both parts, ni Mariah and Boyz2men
Date: September 15, 2009
Lines that would look good on a t-shirt
#5: The Earth is Full. Go Home
Sept. 16:
top 10 signs you’re ready to love again
#3, 7:00am
Kapag hindi mo na memorize ang cell #, email, at password nya
sept 30, 2009:
Top ten signs that you are a survivor
#3, 7am batch
19 years ago, someone broke into our house and tried hurting my mom. She fought back and she received numerous stabs in her body.  When the culprit ran away, she tightly wrapped her bloody body with a blanket. She survived that incident.
She also survived a couple of miscarriages and a cancer.
She’s my Super Mom!
Oct 14.
Best and worst things about Delle
8am #1. Best: She’s very thoughtful. I remember one EB where sya pa yung lumabas ng booth para kumuha ng monoblock chairs para upuan namin
Date: October 19, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Green jokes that can be said on air.
#9 7:30am
teacher: ano gagawin nyo kapag may lindol
kid: buksan po yung ilaw!!
teacher: huh? bakit bubuksan yung ilaw?
kid: kasi po sa bahay namin, kapag lumilindol sa gabi, binubuksan lang po namin yung ilaw, tumitigil na!
Date: October 22, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Answers to the question “How do you like your eggs, Sir?”
#6 8:30am
sige lang, iisipin ko muna.. kahit laru-laruin mo muna.
Date: October 26, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Titles for a self-help book.
#10 yata. 8:30am
Manny Pacquiao – Boxing 101: Now You Know!
Date: October 28, 2009 (Wednesday)
Topic: Statements that end a relationship.
(cant remember what number):
Phil: “You are the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you’ve been eliminated in the race.”
Date: November 05, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Captions for an ugly picture.
#8 6:30am batch
-delle’s pic “huhuhu.. pano ako kakain ng cake kung wala akong ngipin”
#4 7am batch
– Wag Tularan
#10 7:30am batch
– Wanted: Dead or… sige dead na lang
#2 8am batch
– WTF – Why The Face?
#6 8:30am batch (tied with specialist)
– Wacky! Wacky!
December 03, 2009
Things you’ve learned from or about Facebook or Twitter.
7:00am
#5: if you are watching shows like AI, TAR, and survivor, stay away from fb, and twitter lalo na kung finale na.. coz there are a bunch of spoilers out there
#1: some people find it icky when people like their own status or post

4 Responses to “My TMR Top10 Entries 2009”


  1. May 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    You have hit the mark. Thought excellent, I support.

  2. May 20, 2010 at 3:25 am

    april 17, 2009
    Titles for a C&D Movie:

    april 27,2009
    ugly person: “well, how do i look?”

    april 30, 2009
    signs that the help is gay

    june 3, 2009
    Top Ten ways to answer when someone tells you “I don’t love you”

    >>>narinig ko yang mga yan nung ako’y isa pa lng silent rusher. ^_^ im just so glad I’ve met you in FB.. hahahaha.. palagi kame ng-eenjoy sa mga entries nyo.. sna gaun din ako ka-comedy.. *wrong gramming* ehehe.. kaloka tlga ang TMR! kaya mahal na mahal namin yan ng kapatid ko na si “ehemfajardz” Hope to meet all the Rushers in one of the Rusher’s EB..sana mkapunta na ko.. 😀

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