I MADE IT TO THE TOP TEN [2008]

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August 28, 2007

top 10 bitchiest thing you’ve heard on school..

#5:

Brainy gay classmate to a noisy classmate: “Alam mo, ang lata kapag walanng laman, maingay.”

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January 11, 2008

top 10 poor people quotes

finally, nagtop na rin ako sa top10, kaso sa bottom half nga lang.. kaya #6 !! 🙂


March 27, 2008

The Top Ten “Itlog” Songs

“Big Yellow Itlog” by Joni Mitchell, Counting Crows
xxx Jun13 – “Can You Feel The Itlog Tonight” by Elton John

June 25, 2008

The Top Ten Excuses You Hate

Jun13 – Our noisy neighbor’s excuse is: “Kung ayaw niyo ng maingay, dun kayo sa subdivision tumira!”

June 5, 2008

The Top Ten Signs That You’re Watching A Pinoy Movie

xxx Jun13/Your Highness – Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

July 7, 2008

top ten signs that you are not loved

#1 – Jun 13 – If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.

July 10, 2008

The Top Ten Last Words Of A Virgin

(Unairable hehe) Jun13 – “Puwede daliri ko muna gamitin ko, for practice?” (A sushi virgin, about to eat sushi for the very first time trying to use chopsticks.)

July 23, 2008

Top ten worst scam

nakapasok sa #5 and #3.. pwede na hehe ^_^

July 28, 2008

Examples of desperation

#7 – food desperation

July 29, 2008

The Top Ten Seatmate/Katabi Moments

Jun13 – During exam, my seatmate, in a very l0ud v0ice, asked the other clasmate: “HOY, ANO SAGOT SA #3!”, n0t realizing he was wearing earph0nes.

August 18, 2008

The Top Ten Things You Hate About Yourself – Gorgeous Bitch

Jun13 – I have the tendency to be greedy at times, pr0bably because I was deprived of many things when I was a kid.

August 21, 2008

The Top Ten Bad Manners – Kytes

XXX Jun13 – In internet cafes, when people watch your monitor to see what your surfing.  Worse, when they read your YM chats over your shoulder.

August 22, 2008

The Top Ten Tagalog Words Or Phrases That Don’t Have English Translations

Ray/Jun13 – Umay

September 1, 2008

The Top Ten Creative Titles For Sexy Movies

#3
– hulmahin mo ang play dough ko
– gata: ang katas ng pinigang niyog
– papindot ng keyboard mo

September 2, 2008 ?

The Top Ten Answers To The Question, “Musta Na Lovelife?”

Jun13 – “Eto, parang gobyerno, bulok.”
#1 Jun13/Kresha – “Eto, parang sinabawang gulay…makulay.”

September 25, 2008

The Top Ten Statements That Put You In The Mood

XXX Jun13 – When an officemate goes: “Pa-blutut naman!”

October 1, 2008

yippeee!! nag #1 ulit sa 9:00 batch kanina!! whootwoot..

top 10 things to say to a couple doing PDA..

#1: clap clap clap and then say :”magaling, magaling, magaling”

october 15, 2008
tapos nakapasok din pala entry ko sa wednesday’s top 10:

top 10 things you want to forget

#9
– I want to forget the time when my grade 4 teacher caught me touching the big lantern in our class.  She was furious! Nagalit sya sa amin (not just me), pero pinakamatindi yung mga sinabi sa akin in front of the class.

..tamang-tama, magpapasko na.. mabalikan nga si ma’am one of these days, at nang makapagdonate ng mas malaki at mas magarang parol sa classroom nya, with a note: “oh ayan po, pakisabit nalang sa room nyo po. At huwag na huwag nyo pong pagagalitan ang mga estudyante kung makita nyo man silang hawakan ito.”

(andaming baggage)

biglaugh

October 16, 2008

top 10 tips to be a happy singleton(?)

#6 –  “Life may not be the party we hoped for.. but while we’re here.. we should dance.”
translation: ewan ko.. hindi ko rin naintindihan eh :biglaugh:

natawa pala si chico sa banat kong yon hehe..

October 17, 2008

The Top Ten Encounters With Pests – Acer

Jun13 – One day, I screamed in pain when I felt something inside my ear. It was an ant. My m0m, who’s not a smoker, grabbed a cigarette & puffed smoke in my ear. The ant came out.

october 23, 2008

top ten yaya quotes

# Jun13 – (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya) Kuya: “Yaya…” Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!” Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!” Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”

October 24, 2008

The Top Ten Kilig Moments – Astroboy

XXX # Jun13 – This is a kilig text: “Aanhin ko pa ang sinabawang gulay…kung sa iyo palang, makulay na ang aking buhay?”

October 31, 2008

The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who’s Gone – SC

Jun13 – When our neighbor died, ibinul0ng ng m0m ko sa casket ng patay: “Sana mawala na yung mga surot sa bahay namin.” After 1 week, bigla ngang nawala ang mga surot sa amin!

november 3, 2008

The Top Ten Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Lovers –

Jun13 – If you bring pets h0me, walang kasamang biyenan fr0m hell.

November 7, 2008

The Top Ten Kolehiyala Quotes

#5 – 8am

Jun13 – “My eyes are white na kaya kaka-wait for you!”

november 20 2008

signs that someone is a social climber

#1 – 9am batch – Kolehiyala: “OMG, i love this Fancy resto… so big and so many choices ah”, “what’s the name of the resto?”, Kolehiyala: “Food Court”

november 21, 2008

The Top Ten Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I  Love You…” – SC

Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

november 24, 2008

The Top Ten Signs That You’re A Snob

Jun13 – While paying at the counter, the cashier asked my friend:”Miss, may advantage card po kayo?” She answered: “Wala. I don’t need discounts.”



11 Responses to “My TMR Top10 Entries 2008”


  1. 1 sasha purse
    July 12, 2009 at 3:06 am

    dami namang entries!! hehe

  2. 3 jerguin22
    July 12, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Wow! you documented all of these?

  3. 5 boknoi
    July 20, 2009 at 3:31 am

    Hi OdelaHo! Kakatuwa naman tong blog mo. At talagang naka-file pa talaga yung mga top 10 entries mo (na sobrang dami)! Keep it up!

  4. September 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    ODH you should see how I’m monitoring my so-called entries… one classic OCD.. hahaha : )


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