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Trends in Funny Text Messages (Jokes) part 2

C. Kanta ng mga batang badingUna kong narinig ang funny message na to nung July or August lang. eto yung klase ng funny message kung saan sinasalin nila sa gay lingo yung mga kantang kinalakihan na natin.. Una kong nabasa yung gay version ng “Nanay – Tatay”.. and after, naglabasan na ang text messages na to:

   “Valer kuberch, kahit jutay. Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek. Tsongkamas at julong, jogarilyas at kipay, tsitaw, jotaw, jutani. jundol, jutola, jupot, jolabastrax, at mega join join pa, jobanos, justasa, tsobuyas, jomatis, jowang at luyax, and around the keme ay fullness ng linga..” — bahay kubo ng mga batang bading

    “Bobokesh ang floweret, jojosok ang reynabelz, chochorva ng cha-cha, chenes eklavush..” — bubuka ang bulaklak ng mga batang bading

    “Heaven, luffa, infairness, in, in, infairness. okray heartness, flowing ang dugesh. Chuging, alive, disappear na you jan..” — langit lupa ng mga batang bading

May iba pang variation ng ganyang type ng funny message, eto yung example:

   *imagine if all straight guys ang talking in gay lingo..

    hunk1: bakit di mu chinuva yung girlalu? Malaki naman ang susey ng lola mo ah
    hunk2: winnie cordero nga sa susey, melani marquez naman ang brainwaves. Wit na

    Jaworski while coaching:
    Keber sa kalaban, just focus. We cannot afford to luz valdez. Getlakin nyo yung last freethrow. Windangin yung mga julaban. Ok! Go for the gold to the highest level mga chorva! Gow lang!

Ayan.. medio nawawala na yung ganyang tipo ng funny message, siguro nauubusan na sila ng itatranslate..

D. Si Inday

Sa ngayon, eto na ang pinakalatest na uso sa funny messages. Dati kasi, kapag may joke tungkol kay Inday (kasambahay), ang banat e yung pagiging bisaya nila. Pero ngayon, iba na! Malalim na ang mga English ni Inday..

    “Amo: Inday, bakit naagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
     Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occured wreaking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
     Amo: (nosebleed)”
    “Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise, and the lips to plucker..” — si inday, gumagawa ng blog sa multiply account nya.

    “Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostiglandis. These substance results to incomplete circulation to the site promoting rednes..” — sagot ni Inday nung tanungin sya ni Sir kung bakit may rashes si jun-jun!

    “Sometimes, people choose to live not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they stay. Living can be a tough act, and its harder when people can’t understand you for doing so..” — sagot ni Inday nang tanungin sya ni Ma’am kung bakit daw lumipat si Angel locsin sa ABS-CBN

    “It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. i can only imagine how you handleschizophrenic kids on this educational institution. revise your policies because it sucks..” — Si Inday kasama si junior sa principal office

    “I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should have made it easier. This exuberant emotional glue i have for you cannot be  simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance..” — Si Inday, nageemote sa bintana habang iniisip ang bf nyang si dodong

    “I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifest, extending to that niche where i was given life and growth, that because of austerity i was made separated from..” — si Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick

    “Much as i wanted to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent nad malicious information, i want to lift the stigma and alleviate society’s perception of our profession..” — Si Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay.

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Ang tanong, ano kaya ang susunod na mauusong funny text messages?..

 


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