I MADE IT TO THE TOP TEN

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August 28, 2007

top 10 bitchiest thing you’ve heard on school..

#5:

Brainy gay classmate to a noisy classmate: “Alam mo, ang lata kapag walanng laman, maingay.”

- LINK

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January 11, 2008

top 10 poor people quotes

finally, nagtop na rin ako sa top10, kaso sa bottom half nga lang.. kaya #6 !!

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March 27, 2008

The Top Ten “Itlog” Songs

“Big Yellow Itlog” by Joni Mitchell, Counting Crows
xxx Jun13 – “Can You Feel The Itlog Tonight” by Elton John

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June 25, 2008

The Top Ten Excuses You Hate

Jun13 – Our noisy neighbor’s excuse is: “Kung ayaw niyo ng maingay, dun kayo sa subdivision tumira!”

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June 5, 2008

The Top Ten Signs That You’re Watching A Pinoy Movie

xxx Jun13/Your Highness – Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

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July 7, 2008

top ten signs that you are not loved

#1 – Jun 13 – If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.

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July 10, 2008

The Top Ten Last Words Of A Virgin

(Unairable hehe) Jun13 – “Puwede daliri ko muna gamitin ko, for practice?” (A sushi virgin, about to eat sushi for the very first time trying to use chopsticks.)

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July 23, 2008

Top ten worst scam

nakapasok sa #5 and #3.. pwede na hehe ^_^

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July 28, 2008

Examples of desperation

#7 – food desperation

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July 29, 2008

The Top Ten Seatmate/Katabi Moments

Jun13 – During exam, my seatmate, in a very l0ud v0ice, asked the other clasmate: “HOY, ANO SAGOT SA #3!”, n0t realizing he was wearing earph0nes.

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August 18, 2008

The Top Ten Things You Hate About Yourself – Gorgeous Bitch

Jun13 – I have the tendency to be greedy at times, pr0bably because I was deprived of many things when I was a kid.

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August 21, 2008

The Top Ten Bad Manners – Kytes

XXX Jun13 – In internet cafes, when people watch your monitor to see what your surfing.  Worse, when they read your YM chats over your shoulder.

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August 22, 2008

The Top Ten Tagalog Words Or Phrases That Don’t Have English Translations

Ray/Jun13 – Umay

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September 1, 2008

The Top Ten Creative Titles For Sexy Movies

#3
- hulmahin mo ang play dough ko
- gata: ang katas ng pinigang niyog
- papindot ng keyboard mo

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September 2, 2008 ?

The Top Ten Answers To The Question, “Musta Na Lovelife?”

Jun13 – “Eto, parang gobyerno, bulok.”
#1 Jun13/Kresha – “Eto, parang sinabawang gulay…makulay.”

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September 25, 2008

The Top Ten Statements That Put You In The Mood

XXX Jun13 – When an officemate goes: “Pa-blutut naman!”

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October 1, 2008

yippeee!! nag #1 ulit sa 9:00 batch kanina!! whootwoot..

top 10 things to say to a couple doing PDA..

#1: clap clap clap and then say :”magaling, magaling, magaling”

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october 15, 2008
tapos nakapasok din pala entry ko sa wednesday’s top 10:

top 10 things you want to forget

#9
- I want to forget the time when my grade 4 teacher caught me touching the big lantern in our class.  She was furious! Nagalit sya sa amin (not just me), pero pinakamatindi yung mga sinabi sa akin in front of the class.

..tamang-tama, magpapasko na.. mabalikan nga si ma’am one of these days, at nang makapagdonate ng mas malaki at mas magarang parol sa classroom nya, with a note: “oh ayan po, pakisabit nalang sa room nyo po. At huwag na huwag nyo pong pagagalitan ang mga estudyante kung makita nyo man silang hawakan ito.”

(andaming baggage)

biglaugh

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October 16, 2008

top 10 tips to be a happy singleton(?)

#6 -  “Life may not be the party we hoped for.. but while we’re here.. we should dance.”
translation: ewan ko.. hindi ko rin naintindihan eh :biglaugh:

natawa pala si chico sa banat kong yon hehe..

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October 17, 2008

The Top Ten Encounters With Pests – Acer

Jun13 – One day, I screamed in pain when I felt something inside my ear. It was an ant. My m0m, who’s not a smoker, grabbed a cigarette & puffed smoke in my ear. The ant came out.

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october 23, 2008

top ten yaya quotes

# Jun13 – (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya) Kuya: “Yaya…” Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!” Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!” Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”

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October 24, 2008

The Top Ten Kilig Moments – Astroboy

XXX # Jun13 – This is a kilig text: “Aanhin ko pa ang sinabawang gulay…kung sa iyo palang, makulay na ang aking buhay?”

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October 31, 2008

The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who’s Gone – SC

Jun13 – When our neighbor died, ibinul0ng ng m0m ko sa casket ng patay: “Sana mawala na yung mga surot sa bahay namin.” After 1 week, bigla ngang nawala ang mga surot sa amin!

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november 3, 2008

The Top Ten Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Lovers –

Jun13 – If you bring pets h0me, walang kasamang biyenan fr0m hell.

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November 7, 2008

The Top Ten Kolehiyala Quotes

#5 – 8am

Jun13 – “My eyes are white na kaya kaka-wait for you!”

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november 20 2008

signs that someone is a social climber

#1 – 9am batch – Kolehiyala: “OMG, i love this Fancy resto… so big and so many choices ah”, “what’s the name of the resto?”, Kolehiyala: “Food Court”

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november 21, 2008

The Top Ten Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I  Love You…” – SC

Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

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november 24, 2008

The Top Ten Signs That You’re A Snob

Jun13 – While paying at the counter, the cashier asked my friend:”Miss, may advantage card po kayo?” She answered: “Wala. I don’t need discounts.”

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january 10, 2009

Top 10 Loser Quotes

#8 yata, 7:30

ang loser na nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit

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january 27,2009

Shameful Quotes:

#6 8:00 batch

- All the books basically tells us to love each other (Bible, Koran, etc.), but only the Kamasutra explains how

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February 25, 2009

Top 10 Crazy quotes about Love

#1 9am batch (wootwoot)

Masarap titigan ang taong minamahal mo at isiping kapiling mo siya.. pero di ba mas masaya kung habang nakatitig ka sa kanya.. Nakahubad sya?!

hahaha.. pervert na pervert ang entry ^^,

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February 27, 2009

signs that you’ve become an old maid:

#2 yata.. 8am batch

Kapag nawalan na ng baterya ang biological clock mo

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march 06, 2009

Top 10 ways to complete the sentence: “The next time I fall in love,…”

#7 yata, 8:30 batch

- The next time I fall in love, I won’t play the stalker role anymore.. (with matching disclaimer pa na hindi ito true to life hehehe)

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march 17, 2009

TOP 10 signs that you’re not a good boyfriend/girlfriend:

#1 yata.. 8am batch?

- when your bf/gf asked you to delete all your accounts on all social networking sites.

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march 20, 2009

Top 10 stupid answers to game show quizzes

#3 yata 8am batch

Q: Ano ang dating pangalan ng Hi-way 54? Clue, nagsisimula ito sa letter E.

A: ENLEX!!!

Q: Mali, mas trapik dito.

A: ESLEX!! mas trapik sa ESLEX!!

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march 24, 2009

top 10 Euphemisms of Sex

#9, 9:30am

- Hon… basa na yung sinulid.. (actually may kasunod pa yan, hindi na lang siguro binasa, masyado ng LXP hehe)

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march 27, 2009

Top 10 things to say to someone who went back into a bad relationship

#1 9am batch

(they talked about me as meek but sleazy hehe)

iseshare ko pa ba? hehe..

(clean version)
para kang “venus”, panay ang labas-pasok mo sa mga butas na masikip (bad relationshp).. pero gaano man katibay ang paninindigan mo, in the end, luluha ka rin at masasaktan..

parang ganyan yung entry ko haha.. may point naman eh hehe

LINK

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march 31, 2009

fight quotes

#1, 8am batch (benta na naman yung siggy ko dati haha)
- Ampalaya: Ang yabang yabang mo kamatis! Porket makinis lang ang balat mo! Balang araw, kukulubot din yan..
Kamatis: whooooo.. BITTER!!

#8, 9:30am
Mom: Ayusin mo nga yang kama mo!!
Anak: Nay, magugulo din naman yan ulit! Bakit ko pa aayusin?! Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli!!
Mom: ay sori naman anak. emo?

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april 1, 2009

Top Ten things to say after doing “it”

#5, 8am batch
- Oh hon, matigas-tigas pa to. Pwede mo pang kainin.. bilisan mo lang baka tumulo.. yung Ice Cream!!

#9, 8:30am batch
- Hon, next time sa private room natin gawin to ah!! wag dito sa Luneta!! nakakahiyang Mag-away dito eh

#8, 9:30am batch
- Alam mo, mas magaling pa sayo yung Mother mo.. mas mahusay.. mas masarap.. Magluto!

Ayun.. sleazy daw ako.. hahahaha

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april 2, 2009

signs that you’re cheap

#6 9:30am batch
- kapag hinuhugasan mo ang dondom na ginamit mo, for future use

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april 13, 2009

things you don’t want to hear from a kid

#6, 8:30am
#1, 9:00am
#10, 9:30am

(my entry was featured in TMR crossplug!!!!)

LINK

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april 17, 2009

Titles for a C&D Movie:

#1: Nang isubo ni Delamar ang StrangeFruit ni Chico..

#4: (yata): Malamig na gabi sa PuertoGalera, pinainit ng munting lampara

#2:  Nang sumisid si chico sa maalat na dagat ni delamar

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april 22, 2009

Signs that you’re crazy!

#1, 7am batch
girl: balita ko niligtas mo daw yung friend mo sa pagkakalunod. kaso lang nagbigti pa rin sya..
boy: ay hindi! sinampay ko yun para matuyo.

#1, 10am batch
guy1: pare! nanood ako ng sine..naubos 1000 ko!
guy2: ha? baket?!
guy1: bili kasi ako ng bili ng ticket.. pinupunit kasi nung babae sa pinto yung ticket ko! baliw yata.

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april 27,2009

ugly person: “well, how do i look?”

#7: 9:30
umm u look, u look.. u look na lang in the mirror

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april 28, 2009

Things to say to someone who asks “Please let me go”

#9, 9:30am
- hindi pa nga tayo nakakapasok eh, ayaw mo na! try mong sumakay, mageenjoy ka! promise. lalo na kapag narating natin ang tuktok… ng ferris wheel.

#1, 8am
- miss, wag mo pong i-Push yang pinto, Pull po yan.

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april 30, 2009

signs that the help is gay

#5, 9am
while in the car, you, you’re brother and dudung saw Anne Curtis’ Billboard
You: wow sexy..
Bro: wow sarap..
Dudung: winner ang lola mo!

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may 1, 2009

signs that you’re addicted in internet

#6 8:30am
LOL LOL LOL

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may 4, 2009

quotable pinoy quotes

#6 manny pacquiao quote

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may 7, 2008

Date Quotes:

#2, 9am batch
guy: dun tayo sa starbucks mag date.. may wi-fi dun eh
girl: pwede sa mcdo nalang? mas gusto ko yung apple fie nila eh

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may 11, 2009

Taray quotes

#6, 8:30am
Dad: Bat ang laki ng phone bills natin! This is not my fault, I use the office phone
Mom: me too.. I use the company phone
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work da bah?

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may 12, 2009

Signs That You’ve Partied Too Much, Too Hard and Too Long:

#3, 8am batch
Husband: bakit ba pumapalag ka kagabi nung naglaloving-loving tayo?
Wife: Eh sira ka pala eh, sa kwarto ka ni mommy natulog kagabi!

hahahahaha.. napa-eeewww sina C&D dun hehe

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may 13, 2009

signs that you are immature

last batch, no number
The threat I always give to my kuya and younger brother: “Sige kayo! babaguhin ko yung password ng PC!!” .. ako kasi yung may hawak ng admin account ng computer

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may 14, 2009

signs that you are sleazy

#9, 7:30
guard

#5, 8:00
pretend text ->picture

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may 18, 2009

signs that nobody loves you

#7, 8:30am
- Kapag ang followers mo sa twitter ay -500!

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May 20, 2009

9:30am yata

Kris should win because instrumentally speaking, Kris is better than adam.  He can play the guitar, the piano, and also his best instrument, his VOICE

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may 25, 2009

ways to make this world a better place

#7 8:30am
Turn off your videoke especially if the song is not that cool and especially if your voice is not that great!

Avoid giving away spoilers!!

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may 28, 2009

selfish thing you did or say

#6 7:30am

when my brother doesnt want to share his food, he lick the whole thing (his food) so that we wont ask for it

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june 1, 2009

dumbest thing you’ve heard in school

#4: pad paper

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june 3, 2009

Top Ten ways to answer when someone tells you “I don’t love you”

#9 8:30am
eh di wag! ang yabang nito.. akala mo kung sino.. ang damot.. wag kang dadaan sa bahay namin ah!!… so pano? text text nalang?

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june 5, 2009

funniest email

#10 6:30 trainee

#4 10:00 installing husband

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june 9, 2009

titles of a possible movie sequel

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you’ve got tweet

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June 10, 2009

#7 9:30am  things you would say to the one who got away

if love is a game, i’m asking for a rematch
if love is a song, i’m asking for a replay
if love is a series, i’m asking for a rerun

LINK

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June 12, 2009

top ten Proposals

#6 7:30
On a flight to cebu, Juan sat beside a sexy lady reading a book on Sexual Statistics:
Juan: that’s an interesting book.
Sexy: yes! it says that among ethnic groups, Muslims have the biggest penis size and Batanguenos the longest. By the way, I’m anna.
Juan: I’m Hadji Akmad from Batangas!!

#6 8:30
Guy 1: Pare, tikman mo tong ulam na gawa ng nanay ko.. masarap to..
Guy2 : Dude, pwede ikaw nalang tikman ko? Gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo eh… at mukhang mas masarap ka kesa sa ulam na yan

#4 9:00
girl: if my right leg was your lunch and my left leg was your dinner, what will you prefer??
boy: hmmm… i love the snack between meals.

#8 9:30
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife : Thats a good idea dear!… doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv.

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June 17, 2009

The Best and Worst Things About Chico:

- worst handwriting, buti nalang computerized ang blog nya

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June 18, 2009

old people quotes:

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June 19, 2009

top 10 fictitious celebrity emails

#10, 6:30am
vicky belo – ang_babaeng_naglipo_ng_aking_tadyang@ovi.com

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June 23, 2009

top 10 reasons why trannies or real women are better

#10, 9:30am
matigas ang ulo

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June 29, 2009

top 10 celebrity jokes
#1 9am

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july 03 2009

kid quotes

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july 08, 2009

memorable quotes on TMR

- delle’s “it’s all i ever wanted!!”

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july 14, 2009

Reasons Why Harry Potter or Twilight is BETTER

- #2 9:30am: Twilight is better, kasi si hermione, para makarating sa langit (lumipad), sumasakay sa broomstick. Eh si Bella, ang sinasakyan.. si Edward!! lolz

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july 17,2009

reasons why pinoy are the best

#6 9:30am

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Date: July 20, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Song titles or lyrics that sound dirty, but aren’t.

#5  10am
- jason mraz’ butterfly:
taking a moment imagining while i’m dancing with you
I’m your pole and all you’re wearing is your shoes

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Date: July 27, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Most memorable headlines.

#10 – Bading, binatuta, natuwa

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Date: July 30, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Lines from sexy movies.

7am #5
oh para kang istatwa dyan, gusto mo galawin kita?

9:30am #9
girl: ipapakita ko sayo kung gaano kalambot ang puso ko kung ipapakita mo sa akin ang galit mo.

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Date: August 04, 2009 (Tuesday)
Topic: Funniest friend quotes

#9, 8:30am
- One time a friend was telling another who was really stressed out already with her thesis: “O sige na, mag beauty rest ka muna.. ay.. o kaya rest na lang”

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Date: August 06, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Quotes from television.

#9 8:30am
- Princess Punzalan won an acting award for playing a villain, so during the award ceremony, she said: “Maraming maraming salamat po sa award na ito, dahil kung hindi nyo po ito binigay sa akin, Pasasabugin ko kayong lahat!!!”