I MADE IT TO THE TOP TEN [2009]
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january 10, 2009
Top 10 Loser Quotes
#8 yata, 7:30
ang loser na nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit
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january 27,2009
Shameful Quotes:
#6 8:00 batch
- All the books basically tells us to love each other (Bible, Koran, etc.), but only the Kamasutra explains how
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February 25, 2009
Top 10 Crazy quotes about Love
#1 9am batch (wootwoot)
Masarap titigan ang taong minamahal mo at isiping kapiling mo siya.. pero di ba mas masaya kung habang nakatitig ka sa kanya.. Nakahubad sya?!
hahaha.. pervert na pervert ang entry ^^,
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February 27, 2009
signs that you’ve become an old maid:
#2 yata.. 8am batch
Kapag nawalan na ng baterya ang biological clock mo 
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march 06, 2009
Top 10 ways to complete the sentence: “The next time I fall in love,…”
#7 yata, 8:30 batch
- The next time I fall in love, I won’t play the stalker role anymore.. (with matching disclaimer pa na hindi ito true to life hehehe)
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march 17, 2009
TOP 10 signs that you’re not a good boyfriend/girlfriend:
#1 yata.. 8am batch?
- when your bf/gf asked you to delete all your accounts on all social networking sites.
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march 20, 2009
Top 10 stupid answers to game show quizzes
#3 yata 8am batch
Q: Ano ang dating pangalan ng Hi-way 54? Clue, nagsisimula ito sa letter E.
A: ENLEX!!!
Q: Mali, mas trapik dito.
A: ESLEX!! mas trapik sa ESLEX!!
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march 24, 2009
top 10 Euphemisms of Sex
#9, 9:30am
- Hon… basa na yung sinulid.. (actually may kasunod pa yan, hindi na lang siguro binasa, masyado ng LXP hehe)
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march 27, 2009
Top 10 things to say to someone who went back into a bad relationship
#1 9am batch
(they talked about me as meek but sleazy hehe)
iseshare ko pa ba? hehe..
(clean version)
para kang “venus”, panay ang labas-pasok mo sa mga butas na masikip (bad relationshp).. pero gaano man katibay ang paninindigan mo, in the end, luluha ka rin at masasaktan..
parang ganyan yung entry ko haha.. may point naman eh hehe
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march 31, 2009
fight quotes
#1, 8am batch (benta na naman yung siggy ko dati haha)
- Ampalaya: Ang yabang yabang mo kamatis! Porket makinis lang ang balat mo! Balang araw, kukulubot din yan..
Kamatis: whooooo.. BITTER!!
#8, 9:30am
Mom: Ayusin mo nga yang kama mo!!
Anak: Nay, magugulo din naman yan ulit! Bakit ko pa aayusin?! Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli!!
Mom: ay sori naman anak. emo?
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april 1, 2009
Top Ten things to say after doing “it”
#5, 8am batch
- Oh hon, matigas-tigas pa to. Pwede mo pang kainin.. bilisan mo lang baka tumulo.. yung Ice Cream!!
#9, 8:30am batch
- Hon, next time sa private room natin gawin to ah!! wag dito sa Luneta!! nakakahiyang Mag-away dito eh
#8, 9:30am batch
- Alam mo, mas magaling pa sayo yung Mother mo.. mas mahusay.. mas masarap.. Magluto!
Ayun.. sleazy daw ako.. hahahaha
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april 2, 2009
signs that you’re cheap
#6 9:30am batch
- kapag hinuhugasan mo ang dondom na ginamit mo, for future use 
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april 13, 2009
things you don’t want to hear from a kid
#6, 8:30am
#1, 9:00am
#10, 9:30am
(my entry was featured in TMR crossplug!!!!)
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april 17, 2009
Titles for a C&D Movie:
#1: Nang isubo ni Delamar ang StrangeFruit ni Chico..
#4: (yata): Malamig na gabi sa PuertoGalera, pinainit ng munting lampara
#2: Nang sumisid si chico sa maalat na dagat ni delamar
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april 22, 2009
Signs that you’re crazy!
#1, 7am batch
girl: balita ko niligtas mo daw yung friend mo sa pagkakalunod. kaso lang nagbigti pa rin sya..
boy: ay hindi! sinampay ko yun para matuyo.
#1, 10am batch
guy1: pare! nanood ako ng sine..naubos 1000 ko!
guy2: ha? baket?!
guy1: bili kasi ako ng bili ng ticket.. pinupunit kasi nung babae sa pinto yung ticket ko! baliw yata.
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april 27,2009
ugly person: “well, how do i look?”
#7: 9:30
umm u look, u look.. u look na lang in the mirror
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april 28, 2009
Things to say to someone who asks “Please let me go”
#9, 9:30am
- hindi pa nga tayo nakakapasok eh, ayaw mo na! try mong sumakay, mageenjoy ka! promise. lalo na kapag narating natin ang tuktok… ng ferris wheel.
#1, 8am
- miss, wag mo pong i-Push yang pinto, Pull po yan.
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april 30, 2009
signs that the help is gay
#5, 9am
while in the car, you, you’re brother and dudung saw Anne Curtis’ Billboard
You: wow sexy..
Bro: wow sarap..
Dudung: winner ang lola mo!
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may 1, 2009
signs that you’re addicted in internet
#6 8:30am
LOL LOL LOL
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may 4, 2009
quotable pinoy quotes
#6 manny pacquiao quote
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may 7, 2008
Date Quotes:
#2, 9am batch
guy: dun tayo sa starbucks mag date.. may wi-fi dun eh
girl: pwede sa mcdo nalang? mas gusto ko yung apple fie nila eh
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may 11, 2009
Taray quotes
#6, 8:30am
Dad: Bat ang laki ng phone bills natin! This is not my fault, I use the office phone
Mom: me too.. I use the company phone
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work da bah?
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may 12, 2009
Signs That You’ve Partied Too Much, Too Hard and Too Long:
#3, 8am batch
Husband: bakit ba pumapalag ka kagabi nung naglaloving-loving tayo?
Wife: Eh sira ka pala eh, sa kwarto ka ni mommy natulog kagabi!
hahahahaha.. napa-eeewww sina C&D dun hehe
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may 13, 2009
signs that you are immature
last batch, no number
The threat I always give to my kuya and younger brother: “Sige kayo! babaguhin ko yung password ng PC!!” .. ako kasi yung may hawak ng admin account ng computer
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may 14, 2009
signs that you are sleazy
#9, 7:30
guard
#5, 8:00
pretend text ->picture
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may 18, 2009
signs that nobody loves you
#7, 8:30am
- Kapag ang followers mo sa twitter ay -500!
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May 20, 2009
9:30am yata
Kris should win because instrumentally speaking, Kris is better than adam. He can play the guitar, the piano, and also his best instrument, his VOICE
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may 25, 2009
ways to make this world a better place
#7 8:30am
Turn off your videoke especially if the song is not that cool and especially if your voice is not that great!
Avoid giving away spoilers!!
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may 28, 2009
selfish thing you did or say
#6 7:30am
when my brother doesnt want to share his food, he lick the whole thing (his food) so that we wont ask for it
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june 1, 2009
dumbest thing you’ve heard in school
#4
Teacher: “Get one whole sheet of pad paper.” Classmate: “Ma’am, crosswise or lengthwise?”
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june 3, 2009
Top Ten ways to answer when someone tells you “I don’t love you”
#9 8:30am
eh di wag! ang yabang nito.. akala mo kung sino.. ang damot.. wag kang dadaan sa bahay namin ah!!… so pano? text text nalang?
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june 5, 2009
funniest email
#10 6:30 trainee
#4 10:00 installing husband
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june 9, 2009
titles of a possible movie sequel
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you’ve got tweet
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June 10, 2009
#7 9:30am things you would say to the one who got away
if love is a game, i’m asking for a rematch
if love is a song, i’m asking for a replay
if love is a series, i’m asking for a rerun
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June 12, 2009
top ten Proposals
#6 7:30
On a flight to cebu, Juan sat beside a sexy lady reading a book on Sexual Statistics:
Juan: that’s an interesting book.
Sexy: yes! it says that among ethnic groups, Muslims have the biggest penis size and Batanguenos the longest. By the way, I’m anna.
Juan: I’m Hadji Akmad from Batangas!!
#6 8:30
Guy 1: Pare, tikman mo tong ulam na gawa ng nanay ko.. masarap to..
Guy2 : Dude, pwede ikaw nalang tikman ko? Gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo eh… at mukhang mas masarap ka kesa sa ulam na yan
#4 9:00
girl: if my right leg was your lunch and my left leg was your dinner, what will you prefer??
boy: hmmm… i love the snack between meals.
#8 9:30
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife : Thats a good idea dear!… doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv.
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June 15, 2009
Signs That It’s Time To Break Up
Kapag laging siya napapatitig sa iyo habang naghahasa siya ng kutsilyo.
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June 17, 2009
The Best and Worst Things About Chico:
- worst handwriting, buti nalang computerized ang blog nya
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June 18, 2009
old people quotes:
Apo: “Lolo, gaano kadalas pa kayo mag-sex ni lola?” | Lolo: “Almost everyday!” | Apo: “Wow, talaga po?” | Lolo: “Oo naman! Kanina nga, almost nanaman!”
Apo: “Lola, totoo bang true love never dies?” | Lola: “Oo naman, tignan mo lolo mo, ayaw mamatay-matay!”
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June 19, 2009
top 10 fictitious celebrity emails
#10, 6:30am
vicky belo – ang_babaeng_naglipo_ng_aking_tadyang@ovi.com
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June 23, 2009
top 10 reasons why trannies or real women are better
#10, 9:30am
matigas ang ulo
Trannies are better because two heads are better than one.
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June 29, 2009
top 10 celebrity jokes
#1 9am
Pacman: “Nars, gib me samting por my pain!”
Nurse: “Okay sir, I’ll give you morphine”
Pacman: “No, no! I want less pain, not more pain!”
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july 03 2009
kid quotes
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july 08, 2009
memorable quotes on TMR
- delle’s “it’s all i ever wanted!!”
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july 14, 2009
Reasons Why Harry Potter or Twilight is BETTER
- #2 9:30am: Twilight is better, kasi si hermione, para makarating sa langit (lumipad), sumasakay sa broomstick. Eh si Bella, ang sinasakyan.. si Edward!! lolz
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july 17,2009
reasons why pinoy are the best
#6 9:30am
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Date: July 20, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Song titles or lyrics that sound dirty, but aren’t.
#5 10am
- jason mraz’ butterfly:
taking a moment imagining while i’m dancing with you
I’m your pole and all you’re wearing is your shoes
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Date: July 27, 2009 (Monday)
Topic: Most memorable headlines.
#10 – Bading, binatuta, natuwa
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Date: July 30, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Lines from sexy movies.
7am #5
oh para kang istatwa dyan, gusto mo galawin kita?
9:30am #9
girl: ipapakita ko sayo kung gaano kalambot ang puso ko kung ipapakita mo sa akin ang galit mo.
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Date: August 04, 2009 (Tuesday)
Topic: Funniest friend quotes
#9, 8:30am
- One time a friend was telling another who was really stressed out already with her thesis: “O sige na, mag beauty rest ka muna.. ay.. o kaya rest na lang”
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Date: August 06, 2009 (Thursday)
Topic: Quotes from television.
#9 8:30am
- Princess Punzalan won an acting award for playing a villain, so during the award ceremony, she said: “Maraming maraming salamat po sa award na ito, dahil kung hindi nyo po ito binigay sa akin, Pasasabugin ko kayong lahat!!!”
You have hit the mark. Thought excellent, I support.
april 17, 2009
Titles for a C&D Movie:
april 27,2009
ugly person: “well, how do i look?”
april 30, 2009
signs that the help is gay
june 3, 2009
Top Ten ways to answer when someone tells you “I don’t love you”
>>>narinig ko yang mga yan nung ako’y isa pa lng silent rusher. ^_^ im just so glad I’ve met you in FB.. hahahaha.. palagi kame ng-eenjoy sa mga entries nyo.. sna gaun din ako ka-comedy.. *wrong gramming* ehehe.. kaloka tlga ang TMR! kaya mahal na mahal namin yan ng kapatid ko na si “ehemfajardz” Hope to meet all the Rushers in one of the Rusher’s EB..sana mkapunta na ko..
uy thanks sa comment!! kakatuwa nga na friends na tayong lahat
konti nalang diba, parang close na? hehe.. sana nga makaattend kayo sa EB one of these days 
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